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In one of the
more clever media buying strategies, AIG is contracting for
advertising space during the extra innings of baseball games and
overtime in professional and college football games to reach what it
believes is a more attentive audience.
AIG is also considering placing commercials during
basketball and hockey overtimes.
The
presumption is that people are really paying attention during
overtime, so AIG’s ads will get a lift over the usual somnambulism
with which we all watch sports on TV, especially women’s soccer,
an electronic narcotic if there ever was one.
This opens
the possibility of what we might call circumstantial spot buying
breaking out all over TV like strep throat spreading through the
first grade.
Here are some scenarios that could arise:
--Kleenex
targeting shows where a loved one dies unexpectedly or a bride is
left at the altar, or where the Cubs blow yet another lead in the
late innings. (The NY Giants broadcasts are already sold out to a
suicide help line.)
--Used car dealers buying spots on news programs that report on
corporate executives going to jail, forced to auction off their
personal assets to cover massive fines. Hey, everybody likes a
bargain.
--The Episcopal Church
grabbing up shows where girls talk to God or weird carnival guys
heal crippled kids. Why not be there with a welcoming message when
viewers ponder, “Humm, maybe there is a God.”
Along these lines,
McDonald’s should aim for shows where anybody, anywhere, for any
reason says, “I’m loving it!” Might want to hurry, since the
campaign will fail faster than the insertion orders can be written.
Motion
picture companies should aim for spots on any show with Bill Maher,
since it will be so tedious that going out to a movie will by
contrast seem like a huge treat. (Unless Jack Black is the star, in
which case a run across hot coals might be the most enjoyable
entertainment alternative).
Mobile
phone companies ought to target any show where wives heap abuse on
husbands. The sight of Catherine Zeta-Jones will reassure men that
there is still hope.
Political
candidates are naturally drawn to "The West Wing," but it
would be counter-productive, since Jeb Barlett is the nation’s
dream president and the inevitable disparity would only disappoint
potential voters.
On the other hand, there are plenty of minutes available on
Schwarzenegger reruns whereby in contrast nearly anyone can look smart
and electable.
Record companies
should target the reality shows since the only people watching them
are pre-teens as yet lacking the sophistication needed to download
music for free and might actually buy a CD.
If ad buying on
the fly is not your thing, you could get into the hot new product
placement game.
Sleazy law firms could bribe (err, “purchase at fair value”)
NBC to add yet another extension to their already overexposed hit
show with “Law & Order: Ambulance Chasers!”
Games shows have
a long and colorful history of product mentions, so it shouldn’t
be hard to persuade CBS to change a name to “The Price – of a
Ford – Is Right!” Or "As The World – of Olive Garden –
Turns."
With so much
competitive and economic pressure on media companies, I think almost
any kind of buy would be considered these days.
In fact, for a small
fee, I’d be happy to mention (YOUR PRODUCT HERE) in a future
column.
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