Unless you have somehow managed to outsmart the rest of us and found a spam filter that never misfires, unsolicited email is always in your mailbox. 
  Before deleting it, why not have some fun with it? 
  Join the internet's ultra hip. Craft poetry from it.
  Call it spam slam. 
   Bloggers like Kristin Thomas (http://www.sperare.com/spam_poetry/blogger.html) and Paulette and Lilia Adell (http://www.nonfamous.com/blog/archives/000203.html) in particular excel at turning gibberish into spam-based poetry.
   This isn't just for bloggers, though. It's for anyone with the patience to figure out what exactly that misspelled word in the subject line is supposed to mean.
   Here's how to begin. Gather up all your junk mail. Pull out choice wording from the subject line ("She'll love yur big onez"). Write a poem. 
   The only rule is that the poetry must be entirely spam-based. 
  Whether that means fishing through your junk email box for inspired writing in the spam itself or simply stealing and stringing subject lines is up to you. 
   Here are a few examples that Media Life composed from our junk mail. If you would like to contribute your own spam slams, send them to newmedia@medialifemagazine.com with the subject line "Spam poetry." We'll gladly print them in our letters section.

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Haiku
Tenth spam today says:
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nology that works

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A letter for Santa:
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To recover financial freedom.
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Just one spin was all it took.
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Have tried everything and still can't
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Before rates go up on

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Want to feel like a Tiger.
Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas.

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Sold out in stores.
This silk on corrupt files
This shit on buying toner
Are now talking autopilot.