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Don't
blame Cybill
for 'Men are from Mars'
Axing Shepherd
won't save this ratings disaster
By Elizabeth White
What do a couple of
planets named Mars and Venus need with star power anyway?
Likely less and less. Rumors ripen
Hollywood-style that Cybill Shepherd is about to get yanked from her job
hosting the syndicated talk show "Men are from Mars, Women are from
Venus."
And no wonder. Ratings for the new show, never very
encouraging, are settling to the bottom of the spittoon, in unhealthy
proximity to those of "Dr. Laura."
During
November sweeps, "Mars" averaged only a 0.8 household rating,
making it one of the lowest rated freshman syndicated series.
But the question looms:
If Shepherd does get the noose, will the show's fortune dramatically
improve?
It doesn't seem likely, as much as its producers would like
to believe otherwise.
"Mars" certainly suffers from star-itis, an
ailment common in syndication these days, in which shows are launched
on the mistaken belief that a big name is all you need to pull in viewers.
But "Mars" suffers from other ills as well, and
those are unlikely to be fixed and indeed might not be fixable.
"Men are from Mars, Women are from
Venus" was a hugely successful book for author John Gray, but that's
no guarantee that the concept can work on TV.
Its chief ill appears to be its split identity, as
sort of a cross between "Jenny Jones" and "Oprah" but
without any of the real drawing power of either. Which is to say it is a
bit of everything and not much of anything.
"It’s confused. It’s a mess," says
Robert Thompson, director of the Center for the Study of Popular
Television at Syracuse University. "It’s trying to cash in on the
brand name of the title. But it reminds me of a confused theme party,
where no one agreed on the theme."
The program debuted in October as
a relationship-advice talk show taking its name and some of its premise
from the book by Gray, who also serves as an executive producer.
But the formula seems
cobbled together uncomfortably from very different genres, splitting the
difference between lurid and feel-good without much success.
"‘Mars-Venus’
and ‘Dr. Laura’ are not providing the explosive excitement and
bizarreness of ‘Jenny Jones’ and ‘Jerry Springer,’ but they’re
not Oprah Winfrey either," says Thompson. "I
don’t know if it’s got enough of a concept that any tinkering will
turn it into a hit."
Hiring Shepherd
as host might have made sense at the time, but keeping her appears to
little but mask the show's other weaknesses.
For evidence that a famous
host is no ratings trump card, just look to Roseanne, Howie Mandel, and
Magic Johnson as star witnesses of this fact.
"Often, star power
seems contrary to success in daytime," says Thompson. "Cybill Shepherd
is a star, but whether you can translate that star power into a daytime
show has repeatedly been proven not to work. We’ve seen it with
Roseanne, Magic Johnson, Donnie and Marie. And Cybill Shepherd has been a
big star, but she’s not an up-and-coming new face."
In fact, the former model and
"Moonlighting" star wasn’t even supposed to be the host
originally--that job belonged to former vice president Walter Mondale’s
daughter Eleanor.
But when the show was
retooled this past summer, the producers hired Shepherd, who had recently
published a tell-all autobiography.
What Thompson says works
in daytime is not star power, or even an original concept, but the creation
of an interesting identity.
"An awful lot of
these shows that you think are in formulas at the saturation point do
better longer than you would think. While their ratings seem more
vulnerable, ‘Jerry Springer’ and courtroom shows are still doing
well," says Thompson. "‘Jerry Springer’ knows what it is and
it begins to deliver the moment it comes on the air."
-Elizabeth White is a staff writer for
Media Life.

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