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For
Lucky, success
will be in the details
Maxim for women,
where shopping is sex
By Don Wallace
Every so often
there comes along a new idea that sends purists shrieking. That's the last
straw! The world has gone to the dogs!
In magazines, Maxim and its brand of bad-boy laddism
was the most recent example, and its exaltation of what my grandmother
called the "base appetites" drew pious cries of indignation.
That the complainers tended to be those who
already catered to a quasi-sophisticated T&A crowd--the GQs, Esquires
and Details--made the spectacle all the more amusing, kind of like
watching all the Republicans who persecuted Clinton being outed for
adultery.
Maxim was lucky. It rode a buzz-wave from
England, the country that exists to give us ideas that impoverish our
national culture, so the Brits can continue to feel superior to us. It hit
a cultural shift to Stockbroker Style --big steaks, big cigars, big
knockers and big paychecks.
Now James Truman and Conde Nast hope to get lucky
with girls with Lucky, "A New Magazine About Shopping," as the
tag puts it.
Truman is the Brit who put the tit in Details by
hiring Maxim's editor Mark Golan, an experiment he quickly came to rue.
Whether he has better luck locating the pulse of today's It Girl is the
question.
He's clearly hedging his bets, making clear in a
press release that Lucky will be on the newsstand for three months, along
with a complementary web site.
It's sink or swim time, baby. If it's going to
work, Lucky has to hope there's a mod squad of compulsive shopping babes
who somehow will find time (and money)
to click that mouse big-time.
Could happen. But does the product deliver
the products?
Let's take Lucky for a test drive: The
cover sends a big signal to shoppers everywhere: a brunette with tousled
hair giving an over-the-shoulder come-hither look. Her powder blue bra
strap is showing, along with a price tag descending from an armpit.
A pricetag is nothin' but a number, and there are
plenty of them on the cover: "More than 700 great finds,"
"11 pages of nothing but shoes," "71 cool stores,"
"39 must-visit web sites," "245 summer looks," and so
forth.
The Table of Contents is a crisp grid, so simple
as to feel dumbed-down: "Hot Tickets," "Ask Dr.
Shopper," "Jeans and Tees." But since you can't be
too thin or too simple where shopping is concerned, call it a plus.
There are hints of real stories, too: "Four
Girls One Shirt" and "Dress Code: The Gym."
Okay, so we're not talking National Magazine
Awards here.
The real innovation, or gimmick, is not the
tie-in with the dot.com but the page of 29 peel-off sticky tabs with which
you're supposed to mark your must-and maybe-haves.
These blue-gray Post-Its (there's one flesh-colored one, for
beauty products, I assume) could be quite handy for the Bridget Jones-Sex
in the City clonettes out there. Although here, it must be said,
editor Kim France and her marketing team missed a major promotional
opportunity.
I peeled off every single tab, figuring that
underneath one would be a special reward just for me. You know, a
free blush sample, a rebate on Eternity, or even a trip to Jeffrey's, the
fashion warehouse down on 14th Street. Well, there wasn't anything
there, and I am one disappointed fellow.
(This brings up a gender issue which ought to be
dealt with, I suppose, forthwith. I am a guy. This is a woman
shopper's mag. So who cares what I say about it?
The short answer is: I read Seventeen alongside
Boys Life growing up, with disastrous results during Boy Scout troop
inspections. The long answer: I once bought my wife, sight unseen, a
Polish couture dress from a boutique on East Ninth Street back in 1989 and
it fit, and she still wears it.)
But let us proceed further through the pages of Lucky.
Hot Tickets puts an editor's face on the usual picks
pages. Fashion director Andrea Linett chooses four blue-themed
thingies, market editor Sharon Anderson picks four white-themed thingies,
accessories editor Anne Keane daringly does two colors on her page.
The look is clean, and the use of a fashionista's name
and face introduces a theme that we see throughout the issue: lots of
girls romping around giving you the voyeuristic sense of their lives,
their fashion, their impeccable hunter-gatherer instincts.
The following Style Spy pages don't click as
well. The opener is as tacky as a K-Mart flyer. The Who's Buying
What Where tries to give a regional fix for Houston, L.A., Portland,
Chicago and New York, but the giddy chart look has lost its edge.
Everyone does it, and in so many ways, that the eye glides and moves on.
Are the picks on target? One would hope.
But there's no fun in it.
Another K-Mart page follows. I asked a
woman editor friend, whom I call The Media Psychic because she's seen
through it all, for her take. She said: "There's no angle, no
opinion, no information on these pages. It just shows the goods.
They don't bother to take a position."
You could say that sums up a certain attitude
that prevails in fashion books, but in the good books their readers
usually are knowledgeable and demanding. They like their chic photo,
a bit of narrative, an attitude. Here Lucky gives you fashion
credits.
This brings up the selling point of Lucky, which
is that it's all sell. The advantage over fashion magazines is that it
cuts to the chase. No relationships columns; the relationship is
with the store, or the shopping pal.
No advice, except to show what you can get.
No articles, except for photo-narratives like "Run of the
Store," in which girls run amuck in a closed-up Barneys, trying on
this and that, with lots of titillating glimpses of panties.
So does it work? Do we miss the wrapper, or
are we happy just to get the fish?
The Beauty pages are straightforward grids of
products arranged by skin type. The Design pages focus on a couple
of rooms, with insets explaining how to make a Crate & Barrel lamp
work with some Ikea stools and Danish leather chairs. The usual
magazine fantasy is at work ($12.95 stools always look good in 1,000-sq.
ft. living rooms with shoji screen walls, etc.). But the Getting
Organized page gives the game away: staplers, desk clocks, tape
dispensers. Is this a magazine for assistants to the Market Editor?
Of course, the real style-setters often are the
indefatigable assistants, but magazines don't necessarily want them as
readers. Lucky is smart enough to have it both ways: tap into
Fashion Assistant Style, but earn your real salary and perks to boot.
The Web Shopping pages show their independence by
immediately dissing a Martha Stewart pick, but then give the site a
thumbs-up. There's a nice roundup of sites here, but none gets much
of a workout. Then again, Wall Street hasn't shown it can do any
better at evaluating these things, and they get paid a heck of a lot more
than Conde Nast editors.
What Conde Nast editors do know how to evaluate
is shoes, and here is Lucky's piece de resistance: 11 pages
of shoes. The five spreads are shot with an intensity of focus that
delivers the fetish feeling and look. I stared at them and could
feel the longing they could inspire.
After that we take a tour of faux-supermodel
territory, visiting a gym (clothes, bags, ointments, jump ropes, tank
tops), taking a little trip (pack a bikini and a sundress), cruising a pet
store for the proper puppy (various breeds stacked like hirsute Kate
Mosses on white cubes--must have been hell to style this shoot).
Then we do another photo-narrative, to the tune of
"Goodnight Moon," some Lucky guy getting lascivious in a
threesome. Of course, it's not about sex, but shopping, so the guy
may end up with nothing to show for all his charge card slips. Or he
may end up looking fabulous.
The Instant Authority revisits the chart look
with a Wine for Dummies approach that does little to impress.
(Fashion Assistants drink whatever's free, or else order the house white.)
The Delectables page of desserts must be there to
torture the models into behaving well on the shoots. But the
Shopping Trip to London is a real value: spreads on three
boutique-intensive spots (Notting Hill, Brompton Cross, Knightsbridge)
with maps. This is one where the Conde Nast style teams earned their
stripes and polka dots.
In sum, then, Lucky is hit-and-miss, but
not slapdash, with enough spot-on moments to trigger a grudging thumbs-up.
It is riding a number of buzz-waves, and may offer a form of convergence
to those tired of reading a half dozen magazines and a dozen catalogs
while visiting all those websites. Like the gizmo that allegedly
makes sense of your TV/VCR, Lucky promises to save you time and
frustration, in this case while keeping you abreast of those who spend
their days hunting chic bargains.
Will it go? Well, first it has
to be noted, in the name of journalistic accuracy, that Lucky has a period
in its name and logo, i.e., 'Lucky.' is the correct name. Do we
pronounce it Luckydot?'
The media world waits with bated breath. In the
meantime, take your cues from the TOC's tease: 'No issue is too
trivial for Dr. Shopper.'
That's a direct steal from Flaubert, folks, who once
said: "God is in the details."
If Kim France and her crew can get the
details right, and enough people notice, then Lucky may stick around.
-Don Wallace is the magazine critic for
Media Life.

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