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Dumbed down: An
'Alias' fan's lament 

J.J., you are a heartbreaker. I'm outta Spyland.

By Lynda Liu

    I have been to the Promised Land of television with “Alias,” the J.J. Abrams creation about superspy Sydney Bristow. But that was then, seasons one and two. With its twisted plots, bursting with betrayal, “Alias” showed us like no one else that appearances can be deceiving. Now in its fourth season, it is delivering this lesson again, in a way that breaks the heart of this once die-hard fan: Despite "Alias’s" strong ratings, the show is nosediving faster than you can say C.I.A.
   In a misguided effort to dig this spy vehicle out of its third-season ratings ditch, producers have taken an extreme makeover approach to overhauling the show: drastic superficial changes yielding funny-looking results, and more importantly, doing nothing for the emptiness inside. 
   They have equated attracting a wider audience with appealing to the dumbest common denominator. God forbid viewers should suffer the onus of following a story from week to week. "Alias" now exists as self-contained episodes. And to save viewers from the mind-draining experience of processing original ideas, plot lines are recycled from the successful early seasons. Watching “Alias 4” is like watching the original show after it was given a lobotomy.
  In the first two seasons, Abrams made us believe the unbelievable. Sydney Bristow, played by Jennifer Garner, worked for the CIA only to discover that it wasn’t really the CIA. She then joined the real CIA and became a double agent only to learn that her father, whom she thought was a bad guy, was really a good guy and also a CIA double agent, and her mother, whom she thought was a dead saint, was alive and well and a murderous treasonous spy. 
   Not only did we buy into this roller-coaster, but we could not get enough of the ride. Yes, there were the spectacular fight scenes, the Bond-like gadgets, the myriad disguises and accents that Garner skillfully employed—all fresh once upon a time. But what kept us invested week to week were the characters and their relationships with each other. 
   At heart, “Alias” was not about spies but about a family as it worked out its issues, and specifically a daughter, who like all others, wanted her parents’ love and approval. The storylines were moving, painful, inspiring and complex, just like the human relationships they portrayed.
   This human core disintegrated in season three. The characters became a shadow of their former selves, mere pawns for executing a plot line that spun out of control with prophecies and conspiracies. 
   Even those working on “Alias” acknowledged it was a big disappointment, and when they said season four would return the show to its original glory, I believed Abrams would take us back to the Promised Land.
  He has but with a new show called “Lost.” “Alias” has been left to the plagues. The recycled plot lines, instead of giving loyalists more of what they loved, feel like an insulting bait-and-switch. We’ve come too far with these characters to have them doing the same things with the same people. 
   How many times will Sydney hate her father for something he did only to discover later that he was acting in her best interest? How many times will she save her lover Vaughan from the jaws of death or he her? How many times will she put on lingerie and bat her eyelashes to get one over on a world-class agent working for the bad guys, thus solving the dilemma of how to accomplish an impossible mission? We have been there, done that, and it was better the first time around.
   Better not just because it was original, but because it was deeply moving and substantive. “Alias 4” is nothing but déjà vu lite.
   Don’t be fooled by the ratings boost “Alias” is enjoying. That is the result of its lead-in from “Lost,” which painfully reminds us of what the show once was. Abrams has found his way with “Lost,” but he has lost his way with “Alias.” 
   When the best reason for tuning in is the guilty pleasure of watching awkward love scenes between Jennifer Garner and her co-star Michael Vartan—whom she dated and reportedly dumped for Ben Affleck—you know it’s time to get out of Spyland.


March 9, 2005 © 2005 Media Life


- Lynda Liu is a New York writer.


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